Megan Fox Has A Killer Britney Spears Impersonation and Dropped Some Primo Advice On How Not To Die On A Turbulent Plane
Joey Mulinaro eat your heart out.
It's never been a question as to Megan Fox being one of the all-time hottest smokes in history. It has been a question as to whether she brought anything else to the table besides looks. But more and more recently she seems to be answering that by showing her personality.
She used to just be the insanely hot chick that Brian Austin Green had hypnotized into marrying him.
Your lasting memory from Transformers was 100% the car hood scene.
Again, all-timer.
But between the Michael Bay rumors, the Brian Austin Green marriage, and her "lines" in the movies she appeared in, it just always seemed she wasn't working with much upstairs.
But then she started banging MGK, and stepping out into the spotlight more and more and it seems she's actually cool as fuck.
Now this clip from her appearance on The Kelly Clarkson show crosses my bow and I can't believe I ever doubted Megan Fox. What a total package. No wonder MGK is so obsessed with her.
That Britney impersonation is pretty dead on. If you close your eyes I dare you to tell me that's not Briteny Spears' autotuned voice you're hearing.
I also love her suggestion on how to prevent yourself from going down in a plane crash. Throw in some tunes of some ridiculous, upbeat, happy songs.
Fox added a few other potential life-saving tunes, such as anything by the Backstreet Boys or the Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men," which she also sang a bit of. "Ain't nobody dying to that song," Fox said. "Never have, never will." Do not, she warned, however, ever play Kansas' "Dust in the Wind" on a plane.
She's right.
I'm no expert, but there is no way anybody has ever gone down on a place while "Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys was blasting in their airpods.
Same goes for The Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men"
(Fun fact- did you know Paul Shaffer from the CBS Orchestra and David Letterman's sidekick wrote this song? No joke.)
I love this mindset. Might have to put together a "Not Gonna Die In A Plane Crash" spotify playlist so you have it at the ready next time you hit turbulence.
Also she's right about "Dust In The Wind". Guaranteed you're going down if that song comes up on your shuffle.
p.s.- not sure why but almost EVERY time I've ever flown into the following airports it's guaranteed turbulence when the plane starts to descend.
1- Dulles Airport D.C.
2- Denver Airport
3- McCarren Airport Las Vegas
p.p.s.- I'm sure I'm not alone but flying home too early on a Sunday after a hard weekend of partying will put your mind in a dark dark place. Flying on a packed plane with a brutal hangover is up there with waterboarding when it comes to torture. When you hit turbulence and your anxiety level hits 100, wishing the plane would just go down is a thought I know hasn't just crossed my mind.
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