PLOT TWIST: IT WAS A RATCOON!!!
What's better than this? Guys being dudes! Nothing but smiles and dubs in Metsland right now. I'm sure the entire SNY postgame show is crying and puking their guts out right now over the malfeasance committed by Francisco Lindor and Jeff McNeil for not giving a blow-by-blow of whatever went down in that tunnel but instead creating the most horrifying mythical creature ever in a ratcoon. But I love it, the fans love it, and by the look of everything I've seen on Twitter the good people at Citi Field love it.
You know who else seems to love it? The two guys involved in that fight kerfuffle ratcoon spotting considering they accounted for every run scored by the Mets tonight.
Throw in some awesome pitching by pretty much everybody and you end up with a four game winning streak with a chance to make it five with the Angel of Death on the bump tomorrow.
Thoughts and prayers for all the Lindorks out there who gave up all hope of Francisco Lindor being good as a Met one month into his ten year tenure. You fuckers aren't invited to the parade unless you buy a shirt and meet me in the tunnel.