"Philly Fans Are The Most Informed And Most Obnoxious Fans In The World" - The Leader Of The Free World

There you have it, bitches. One of the most powerful men on the planet has it right there for you all to hear. 

Philly fans are the most informed fans in the world. Most obnoxious? Maybe he's right about that part as well. But you've got the leader of the free world shouting facts from the mountain tops that Philly fans know our shit way more than any other city in the country and on the planet. 

New York sports fans only know how to be a bunch of insufferable dick bags who think every star athlete would only ever want to play in their trash ridden city filled with a bunch of gabagool guzzling gold chain wearing jabronis. Boston sports fans don't even know that sports exist when their teams aren't winning championships, so how much do they really know? Nothing, that's how much. I don't really have any qualms with Chicago sports fans but they're all a bunch of jolly fat guys who are just happy to be there and talk about da Bears. And LA barely even counts as a sports town because Anze Kopitar just scored his 1000th career NHL point last night and I guarantee you that nobody in that city would recognize him walking down the street. 

So say what you want about Joe Biden. Maybe you voted for him, maybe you didn't. But you can't dispute the fact that this man knows what he's talking about when he declares that Philly sports fans are the most informed in the world. Sometimes we're informed to a fault. And that's when the obnoxiousness comes into play. Sometimes we know too much to accept mediocre performances from our team. We're too smart for guys to get away with underperforming here, and that's what leads to the booing. Would we love to be a bunch of jolly ignorant idiots who are just happy to be there? Sure. Ignorance is bliss. But again, Philly is just way too informed for that. Sorry for being geniuses. 

@JordieBarstool

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