Kelly Clarkson Once Had To Poop So Bad During A Show She Used The Nearest Trash Can And "Destroyed It"

NYP - Kelly Clarkson has revealed she once pooped in a trash can midway through a live performance at an arena.

The singer, 38, admitted her stomach was “wrecked up” from a meal she’d had and she ended up running backstage to “destroy” the trash can.

The unfiltered musician recounted the wince-inducing tale while chatting to country music legend Clint Black on “The Kelly Clarkson Show” on Thursday.

During the chat, Clint discussed an upcoming episode of his own talk show “Talking In Circles,” in which Sarah Evans talked about peeing during a gig.

“How many of us haven’t peed on stage?” he asked.

“Well, I’ll tell you right now, there was one time – it wasn’t pee, my friend,” the candid “Voice” judge said.

“I got some kind of wrecked up from some kind of food. We were in an arena – and I shouldn’t tell this story, but like I said, my man, I don’t have a filter.

“I had to run backstage to my quick-change. I grabbed this poor trash can, and boy, I destroyed it.It was bad. It was bad, Clint!

 

Whomst among us Kelly Clarkson! Whomst among us have NOT destroyed a trash can after some iffy Mexican food? He who hasth not gone ape shit diarrhea on a trash can cast the first stone, that's what I always say.

I fucking love Kelly Clarkson. I wonder how long she's been holding this in (no pun intended) and finally she found an avenue to let it all out. What an absolute relief. All these years of singing "Since You've Been Gone" and all she really wanted us to know is she one time shit so hard into a trash can it woke up the neighbors. 

Reminds me of the scene in Bridesmaids, just an all-time scene after Korean BBQ. 

 

 

And then when the other chick pooped in the street.

 

 

So hey, if you're here to poop shame KC, take a lap, bucko. She's out there putting on a performance of a lifetime, and sometimes nature calls. It happens at every job, right? You've never been doing V-Lookups on your stupid little Excel file and had the 10 light beers from the night before come creeping back up on you? Shitting liquids before lunch? We've all done it. So good for Kelly for coming clean. Just gotta wonder if she wiped. Nothing worse than some post shit drip in your drawers. Nothing worse.