Hide The Women...There's A New Big Swinging Dick In The ATL

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Shit just got real.

Listen you can read all the tweets and press releases and interviews with Jimbo that you want – Red Lightning ain’t officially in the big leagues until you see his tubby ginger ass running sprints on the Falcons’ sidelines. Ain’t a professional until he’s pulling people off Matt Ryan and breaking up fights between Roddy White and some over excited D back. Not the real deal until he runs a faster 40 than Julio Jones on his way to a 2nd quarter touchdown. The bucket hat and XXL officially licensed team shirt is a great touch – now let’s strap a reflective vest on and hit the field and show em what we can do.