Perfect Example Of What Happens When You Conk Out Hard On A Road Trip

The driving part on road trips is one of the most overrated things in the world. Sure, the adrenaline is rushing through the roof for maybe the first few hours with your buddies but after a couple hours (or even sooner when the booze/other delightful distractions from reality run out) it’s awful. You can’t move, it stinks to high heavens, and you’re stuck with the same exact asshats until the end of time. It’s like being relegated to the hole in prison just with better scenery and a few other miserable people. So if someone passes out with their mouth agape, you’re damn right they’re gonna get something put inside. Micah’s just lucky he only got Twizzlered because things could have gotten real gay, real quick in that van. He should also count his blessings his pants weren’t askew. There’s always one in every car who isn’t above putting a piece of licorice up a butt for comedic effect.