News Anchor Spitting Truth About Amazon's Sex Toy Sales Makes His Co-Anchor Uncomfortable To The Max

“My friend works in the warehouse, I swear that’s how I know!” Though now that I think about it, it is super convenient to buy sex toys from Amazon, as apposed to what people used to have to do, walk into a sex shop and peruse the aisles. Sex toy sales have to be up 1000000% since the creation of Amazon. And really makes you wonder why Walmart is up on their high horse about selling sex toys. Walmart will do anything for a buck, but they are so far above selling dildos? Fuck outta here. This isn’t 1950. Couples sleep in the same bed and chicks just want to be able to buy a double sided anal dildo. Losing that market share to Amazon is downright bad business. In fact, now that I think about it, how are we not in the sex toy game? Pageviews going on vacation and losing his fastball.