If an Alien Dropped Out of the Sky and Asked You to Fuck, Would You?

Kelly, Bri, and myself decided we’d absolutely have a foursome with a fuckboy alien who dropped out of the sky tomorrow. Of course he would have to be wearing a hat and gray sweatpants but we would do it. Honestly the thought of it keeps getting me riled up because who KNOWS what this alien dude is capable of? I just know that we would get on our knees in a second if he asked. It wouldn’t even be awkward afterwards because we would all be able to tell this awesome story about how the one time we had a foursome it was with an alien.

Now would I have sex with the alien alone? No no no... that is far too dangerous for my liking and if I’m going to die I’d rather it be with Bri and Kelly. I don’t even need to really ask if any of you would fuck an alien because we all know you’re all too horny to turn the alien (or anyone) down.

We dive deep into this subject on our new episode of Because We Got High, as well as exes, edibles, and all things extraterrestrial life.

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