Brad Marchand Just Absolutely Burning Down Some Club In Canada

Ayyyyyyy!!! Brad don’t hurt ‘em! How bout all the bouncers trying to get him down, or have him mix in a Sprite? Get the fuck out of here you losers, you’re ruining art! Marchand is tearing up the stage. A dance performance like that hasn’t been seen since Michael Jackson died. Just absolutely crushing the kinda drunk/kinda confused/kinda out of control shimmy. You want me down? How bout fuck you, I’m putting on a performance that would make a Dancing with the Stars judge cum his pants!

Not a bad snag by the bouncer at the end there, either. Feel like if Marchand fell off a bar and broke his neck he’d probably suck this year.

PS – Absolute worst hat in the entire world goes tooooooooooo. Not bad in that O’Neill shirt though