Bad News, The Bills Asked LeSean McCoy To Pull His Orgy Post. Good News, Party Is Still On

Just a quick update on everyone’s favorite secret but very public orgy. Apparently the Bills thought it was a bad idea for their franchise running back to post a female only invite to a secret orgy on Instagram.

Just kidding, they pretended they had it pulled because of the Bills logo and not because it was quite possibly the creepiest thing of all time.

Flash forward to today and great fucking news, party is still on.

(Source) After the Bills pulled the plug on the Instagram post touting a ladies-only party thrown by running back LeSean McCoy, it was unclear whether the ladies-only party would proceed. Reportedly, it will. According to Mare McKeever, the party is still on.

“This is 100 percent a private party at a private location. We are being very selective with who we invite. We don’t want a bunch of random guys he doesn’t know showing up,” McCoy’s publicist, Damian Jordan, told McKeever. Actually, McCoy doesn’t want any guys showing up. Other than the guys he considers close friends, presumably.

Jordan also confirmed that the ladies invited to attend will indeed be signing some form of a confidentiality agreement. But will that really matter? If someone decides to sneak in a phone (surely, efforts will be made to confiscate anything that could capture video or audio at the door) and capture images from the party and sell them to TMZ, what will McCoy do? File a lawsuit?

Which leads us to the million dollar question. What is the best part of this story? The fact that LeSean McCoy is having a private orgy. The fact that he thought it would be a good idea to post this information in a public forum in 2015. Or the fact that there is a long time rumor out there that he has herpes and a small penis and he still wants to have a public orgy? Seriously all of it sort of blows my mind. Respect the hell out of someone being so tone deaf. It’s a remarkable feat, and as a reward, I think LeSean deserves this orgy with zero public scrutiny. It’s the least women can do. #BillsMafia stand up.  Just wish Kyle Orton was still alive to throw down at this party, everyone knows he’s the orgy King.

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