Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Shot Three Friends Who Didn't Sing Happy Birthday To His Girlfriend?

(Source) — The attack came in July 2014 after Thomas brought his girlfriend to a backyard birthday party, according to a criminal complaint. He started a fight with fellow partiers after they sang “Happy Birthday” to the guest of honor — but not to his girlfriend, whose birthday happened to be the same day. Thomas stormed out of the party, returned 20 minutes later with a semi-automatic handgun and fired at the birthday bash around 1:30 a.m. He singled out a woman who objected to the group singing to his girlfriend, and shot her nine times, the complaint says. The other two victims suffered eight gunshot wounds each. All three underwent surgery and recovered. Thomas has been convicted of three counts of attempted murder and sentenced to 333 months, or 27 and 1/4 years, in prison for his rampage.

At first I was going to say that this was totally warranted because anyone who is too cool to sing happy birthday after elementary school is just an asshole. But then I saw it wasn’t even her party? Bro you want us to sing happy birthday to your girl then have your own goddamn party. This isn’t some joint, office party bullshit. This isn’t “July birthdays” cake day. You can’t just leach onto someone else’s party, like some “this present’s from both of us” bullshit, and expect to get your girlfriend serenaded. Did you provide us with cake? With booze? With a good time? No, so fuck her fucking birthday.

PS – How bout the victims being some real OGs? Three people collectively shot 27 times and they all lived. Put one bullet in me at a birthday party and I’ll have one more bite of cake then let my soul leave my body, dying happy. Not trying to hang on to like through 9 gaping bullet wounds. Don’t need to be a hero. Give me a bite of cake, a Hoodsie cup and I’m ghost.