Foul Ball Guy With The Gordie Howe Hat Trick Tonight, Gets In A Fight, Catches A Home Run, Eats A Ballpark Sandwich

What an absolute warrior. Gets in a knock down drag out brawl with a house cat of some sorts then bam, home run ball in the mitt, nothing but net.

@stoolpresidente @FeitsBarstool @BarstoolBigCat this fuckin guy #foulballguy pic.twitter.com/49V2my9ySH

— doug fresh (@FreshDougg) July 22, 2015

And a little pulled pork sammy to wash it all down.

Absolute gamer, all heart. I’m firmly on Team Foul Ball Guy, the world is too cynical, sometimes you just need a grown adult who runs around baseball stadiums with his umpire hat chasing down balls in an obsessive and borderline creepy manner. Big time players make big time plays in big time games. Which if you’re Foul Ball Guy is essentially every single day of his life because he literally never stops going to baseball games.

“Whoa, there goes my hero” -guy in white, probably.

PS

Happy the medical staff at Yankee stadium was able to figure out that these are in fact fingernail scratches, probably could use a second opinion, just in case.