Everyone's Favorite Teenage Philosopher Jaden Smith Is Here To Teach You About How To Be Successful In Life

Alright, wow, ok, like alright, ok, whoa, where to begin? Alright, wait a second. Ok. So we should all just like walk on stairs that Drake walked on until we get super high? Wow. Gonna need a second after this one. Just really tough to process the musings of a 16 year old rich kid who has never lived even one second of real life but I think I got it. Stairs, life.

In all seriousness this was just Jaden Smith telling everyone he’s about to plagiarize Drake but it’s not really plagiarism because if you aren’t allowed to use other people’s ideas why are we on this planet? Trueeeeeee.

Now would be a perfect time to announce my brand new podcast, The BS Report (BarStool Report). Stair City.

On and pretty cool statement for Jaden Smith to have nothing on his twitter picture or background. It’s like whoa, it’s all white, are you even there? Are any of us even here?