There's No Other Way To Put It, My Grandmother's Phillie Phanatic Slippers Are On POINT

Does your Grandma water her plants in Phanatic slips? Nanny's lucky I didn't swipe those puppies right off her feet. pic.twitter.com/h1xrAVngXT

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) July 20, 2015

BAM! What does your grandmother wear while she waters her plants? Regular, plain Jane white slippers provided by the home? Psh. No joke, I’d wear the shit out of those puppies all day, everyday. Nanny not only wraps up canned pineapple juice as gifts for Christmas and had Dominik Hašek hot sauce chilling in her fridge, she also owns the freshest pair of slips in the Delaware Valley. Those plants better keep their head on a swivel when Nanny’s rocking those bad boys.

This woman is an old school Italian Philly breed who still – someway, somehow – watches every inning of every Phillies game. Talk about a tough woman. I would’ve given up and let nature take its course when they lost to that D-II team in Spring Training. She also loves Pat Burrell more than any of her grandkids. Can’t exactly blame her. I would, too.

PS – Whenever I show Nanny one of my “Columns” on the “TV” I get one of these every, damn, time: