Nice Putt, Adam Scott!
Whoops! Not like you’re playing in a major championship that’s coming down to the wire and each stroke could make or break you. Nope. That’s how you let a Claret Jug slip through your fingers. Maybe use a real putter next time.
PS- Take your lunch break right now and head to a bar. Tell your boss you’ll be back when you get back. It’s an open-ended lunch. It’s Monday and you deserve it. Tell him I told you you could. It’ll be fine. Drink a few beers and maybe call out the rest of the day. We’re headed for an epic finish at St. Andrews.