This "Former Fat Girl's" Tinder Bio Is A Great Reason Why We Should All Date Former Fat Girls
Say what you will but I’m a sucker for a creative sales pitch, especially on Tinder. Yeah maybe a girl has a cute pic along with her cliché bio jokes and empty promises of butt stuff, so do other girls. But unless the girl’s insanely hot, Tinder is one place where guys can pick from an endless sea of similar options, just like girls can in every walk of life. So yeah, this girl being kind of funny and making a valid point I’d never thought about women carries some weight (no pun intended). Tell me you’ve cocoa buttered those former fat girl stretchmarks too and you’ve got yourself a deal, Elly. All you other 7s out there who never knew the feeling of crying while stuck like an immovable object at the bottom of a see saw can go screw.
And here we are, another Summer Friday early bird special on the Internet’s preeminent Tinder blog that still hasn’t gotten me verified on Tinder. Thanks to everyone for sending in screenshots of their own, make sure to hit me up with yours on Twitter (DMs are open for your safety) and let’s cruise in to that Friday finish line with the power of app-based love.
These are a whoooole lot of demands for someone who might spray me with curdled Coffee-Mate at any moment (via KPB)
No you would probably not bang this tranny but “Trans as a Siberian railway” is a hell of a turn of phrase (via MA)
Sounds more like a Detroit thing to do tbh (via BE)
Religious AND four kids? Be still my beating heart (still kinda would tho) (via MLB)
Hey you think this chick likes drugs? (via ME)
A) No shit B) The profile pic must have been shot after she jumped over the orphan boy to freedom (via NS6)
This guy must have the famous Michael Scott/Wayne Gretzky quote tattooed on the inside of his eyelids (via Dave)
#ohiogirls (via MG)
Guys, your competition for the week. Every girl dreams of dating Machine from 8MM (via AB)
I only swipe right for Strongbad (via JB)
And so the Dad Bod trend died an inglorious death (via KG)
Barstool Foam Party profile pic = Marriage material, we all know that (via jibroni)
I presume she got Man vs Food taken off the air because she accidentally tried to bite her TV at some point (via duvo)
(via letsbe)
Hannah, comment section. Comment section, Hannah (via MS)
…are we sure that’s fudge (via AJ)
And onto your hot/slightly NSFW ones…
I think she meant that message for Tinder for banning her account but it’s equally as hot if you imagine she’s sexting with a T-1000
Not sure if this should be hot or not but it probably depends on if she makes you wear a Garfield costume during it (via MM)
(via JB)
(via BL)
Rachel seems so worldly for 18 (via hondo)
**a single tear rolls down Sisqo’s cheek**
(via JF)
Between the A+ tan lines and HUGE tattoo I’ve got some really conflicted feelings about this ass (via Miami)
And this week’s NSFW cherry on top is a poor girl who must be awfully cold between deep throating an ice pop and not having a shirt on (via the Dr). Thanks for reading and sending them in, hit me with your screenshots on Twitter, and happy swiping!