Brady Exonerated! The NFL In Shambles! V-DAY In Foxboro!
Finally our long national nightmare is over. The courts have ruled. Roger Goodell has been forced to bow to the king and beg for forgiveness. No different than when Japan surrendered on DDay. Because make no mistake about it. This was a complete capitulation. This ruling has vindicated everything I’ve been saying from Day 1 with Deflategate. That it was a farce, a joke, a sham. It was the creation of jealous vindictive men who have spent the better part of 2 decades getting their brains beat in by Brady and Belichick and decided to hatch the most diabolical scheme in the history of human civilization. And if weren’t for the courageous men of New England who refused to retreat, who refused to surrender, who refused to blink they may have gotten away with it. But not on our watch. Not here. Not in the birthplace of the America. Not the greatest QB to ever lace them up. New Englanders don’t let ourselves get pushed around by tyrants and dictators. We fight. Great Britain learned it the hard way and now so has Roger Goodell.
But sometimes winning isn’t enough. Sometimes being proven innocent isn’t enough. Sometimes watching your enemy grovel for forgiveness isn’t enough. This is one of those times. We split Germany in 2 after WWII. Japan wasn’t allowed to have an army. We can never forgive. We can never forget. Not after watching the names of innocent men be dragged through the mud for the past 6 months. Not after the league ran the biggest witch hunt since the Salem Witch Trials. A simple apology isn’t enough now. The following men must be fired and then publicly stoned to death in the middle of Faneuil Hall. The world must see that you can’t just make up blatant lies and get away with it. It’s not just for us but it’s for America.
Roger Goodell
Chris Mortenson
Mike Kensil
Ted Wells
Little Bobby Kravitz
The Science Guy
Then and only then will the score be settled.
But for the mean time can somebody do me a favor and cue the music!