Woman In Pain For 5 Days Had No Idea She Was Shot In The Leg (Despite The Bullet Hole In Her Leg)

WTOP - A Florida woman says she was shot in the leg while sitting at a café on Independence Day, but she didn’t realize it until doctors found the bullet five days later. Heather Charlebois told The Daytona Beach News-Journal (http://goo.gl/PkMRto ) that after days of pain from what she initially thought was a firecracker, she went to the hospital. Doctors told her they found a .38-caliber bullet lodged in her leg. Charlebois says she was on the patio of Cafe Da Vinci in DeLand on Saturday night when she felt a pain in her leg. She checked it out in the bathroom, but there was little blood. Police say there were no reports of gunfire but believe the bullet might have been fired into the air from some distance away.

Fucking Florida meth heads. Don’t even know when they are shot in the leg anymore. She had a .38-caliber bullet right there in her thigh and didn’t bat an eye. Sitting at a cafe, leg starts throbbing in pain….and she thought maybe a firecracker went off? How does that even make sense? At least make your story add up, woman. But I guess that’s kind of the charm of living in Florida. Stray bullets hit you all the time and you just shake it off, the same way us normal people ignore being sick. Like every time I get sick I just take Dayquil and Nyquil nonstop for 3 weeks and don’t get any better. (Because boxes of the ‘Quil are much cheaper than going to the doctor when you’re on the Portnoy health insurance plan.) So all you can do is ignore the real problem, her getting shot, me dying of the Aids flu, and hope it all works itself out. Same way they did it back in the 1700s when they got sick or got shot. There was no medicine, no hospitals. You just rub some dirt on it and get on with your day.