As It Turns Out, Stripper Juice Does Not Make You Better At Football

 

I tried to stay optimistic. Nobody has been more optimistic or hyped up Haskins more. But boy. He looks TERRIBLE. Like, Nate Peterman terribile. Like, worst QB in the league terrible. As it turns out, going to strip clubs doesn't make you better at football. Stripper juice is not like Michael's Secret Stuff. Haskins is laying the biggest egg of all time today. It's pathetic. Sure he doesn't have McLaurin but that's hardly an excuse for how bad he's looked. 

I did my best. I will always support Washington QBs. Patrick Ramsey, Jason Campbell, John Beck, Case Keenum, I don't care who it is. One guy will stick at some point, right? It's so frustrating. Haskins didn't even have to set the world on fire today. Just had to play fine enough to beat a 4-10 team. Terrible, terrible, terrible.