Naiiiiiiiled It

FB – With the popularity of Frozen, Elsa-shaped cakes are probably one of the most requested by little girls around the world, but once in a while, the baker probably says, “Screw it,” and pulls this frightening decoration. A Reddit user posted the photo below, saying they expected the cake shown on the left. What they actually got resembled the sausage lady in Beerfest, or the lunch lady that intimidated you all through third and fourth grade.

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Ok, I’ll be completely honest. The person who made that cake did not nail it. The person who made the cake was making a Ray Lewis cake and then last second gave it long hair. But the most shocking part of the cake are the eyes. I don’t fundamentally understand how those eyes are so terrible. All they had to do was draw a couple circles with the frosting. But instead it got the eyes of someone who will sucky sucky for 5 dorra. The question here now, is who is worse: The person who made the cake, the person who still put out the cake at the birthday party, or the person at the birthday party who ate a piece? Who would ever go back to a birthday party if they were okay with putting that cake out? And if you ate a slice, you’re just as foul. The real winner is the idiot in the bakery who is just churning out shitty cakes. They might want to capitalize on this. Make it their thing. Shitty cakes. I could definitely see that catching on, stupid shit like that does all the time.