Bob Kraft Doing A Little Lobbying For Tom Brady With Roger Goodell Today

“Hey, Bob good to see y–”

“Leave one second on that suspension and I’ll murder your entire family.”

“Whoa, easy Bob let’s ta–”

“YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.”

*cry face for Goodell because dad’s yelling at him*

*wtf face for this girl because that grown man is crying*

PS – Sweet dress shirt tucked into jeans, Roger. Or “blue jeans,” as you call them. Relax a little you fucking robot dork, you’re on a walk.