Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Hit His Wife For Cheating On Him. With A Sex Toy.

(Source) — A Florida man battered his ex-wife after accusing her of cheating on him with a sex toy, according to police who arrested him yesterday for domestic battery. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, Triston Horne, 36, was visiting his former spouse’s Bradenton home last Wednesday when the pair began to argue. Misty Clark told police that Horne does not live at the residence, though she “does invite him over to the house.” Clark invited Horne over on July 1 to spend the night because “he was going to take her to work” the following day, cops noted. While in Clark’s bedroom, the duo quarreled. When Clark repaired to the bathroom, Horne barged in and “began accusing her of cheating on him. He told her that she was cheating on him with a sex toy,” according to the affidavit. After allegedly twisting Clark’s hand, Horne returned to the bedroom, where he “grabbed Misty’s sex toy and went back to the bathroom.”  Horned then “snapped the sex toy in half and walked away.”

Grow up, dude. If you’re not using sex toys with your girl then you’re a simpleton. I was like you when I was younger, Triston, I thought that if my girlfriend wanted to use sex toys then it affected my masculinity. But then I got older/smarter/fatter/lazier/worse at sex/whatever you want to call it and realized it’s the 21st century. If you want to go somewhere you don’t take a horse and buggy, do you? No, you take a car because it’s easier and gets everyone to their destination faster. Same goes for sex toys. We could all trot and hammer away hoping we eventually get her there, or we could strap her in shotgun, drive 110 MPH and get everyone to Cum City in 5 minutes. She cheated on you? Nah, she didn’t make you eat her pussy for 8 hours until she finally got hers. It’s just a robot and it’s not cheating if there’s no emotion attached. That’s why we get to fuck hookers and random chicks in bars whose names you don’t know.