Dude Bought The Cutest Two Puppies And Raised Them. Then Realized Oops, Nope, They're Bears

(Source) – One man from China was in for a big surprise when he discovered that his beloved pet dogs were, in fact, two black bears. Wang Kayui, from the village of Yunnan, bought the cubs two years ago from a Vietnamese man, while he was planting banana trees on the border on China and Vietnam. However, it was only when he read some conservation leaflets that he realised that his ‘puppies’ were actually an endangered species, reported People’s Daily Online. To begin with, Wang had no idea that there was anything unusual about his pets and he bathed and groomed them everyday. The proud owner also said that the cubs were very well behaved and had healthy appetites. Alarm bells only began ringing when the animals grew up, as alongside gaining a greater desire for food, the pair started looking less and less like dogs and weighed 100lbs each. They also displayed strange behaviour, such as killing and eating Wang’s pet chickens. Kayui consequently handed his puppy-bears over to the Forest Public Security Bureau, and the bears were re-homed at the Yunnan Wild Animal Rescue Center. Feng Lingui, a spokesperson for the center, told the Daily Mail that the two bears, a boy and a girl, were doing very well in their new home.

Jesus, Wang, how many red flags do you need bud? I’m not a bearologist (perhaps not a bear scientist’s official title but definitely might be. Also, I’m not sure a bear scientist is a real thing but, again, definitely might be) yet I can absolutely discern with one quick glance whether an animal is a puppy or a cub. How long would it take you to realize that your new girlfriend was actually a guy? Well I became suspicious when she had bigger hands than me, and the way she loved watching football with a beer in her hand and the other in her pants threw me off. She had short hair and looked less like a woman and could curl 100 pounds. She had the strangest behaviors like always bringing her laptop to take a shit and laughing whenever she farted. But alarm bells didn’t really start going off until she kept making me suck her dick. Stop being an idiot, Wang.

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