Wake Up With Kelly Clarkson Underneath The Tree
A lot of people were introduced to this song during the Snake Draft this week and much to my surprise it didn't win me the vote. I don't like giving trade secrets away but usually the draft is won in the 4th round. That's because the voter reads up and down the poll, not across. Let's use this low resolution graphic as an example. (Eddie posts the high one, Social Media Danny then screenshots it and posts to DW twitter if you're ever wondering why the discrepancy between the photos is so large.)
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But I digress. We're not here to talk resolution on the Christmas Song graphic. I'm here to remind you guys that the 4th item on a 5 item list is the one that wins a comparison. It's an old trick in the human brain where you over value the 2nd to last thing on a list. That's why the 2nd to last episode of almost every television series is so fucking good. It's coupled with the inherent anticipation things are about to end. Same thing applies to the mind of a Snake Draft voter. It's like n-1 where n= the last thing on the list. That's the sweet spot on the graphic.
Anyways my sweet spot this week was Kelly Clarkson Underneath The Tree and it makes me sick you guys didn't unanimously love and behold this selection. Honestly go fuck yourselves. That level disrespect has no place in this world.
Anyways congrats to WSD on the win this week. If he lightens up from the Adam Eaton signing he might be able to enjoy it.