Cowboys Get Crushed As The Dallas D Made Lamar Look Like An MVP Again

Even the most overconfident Cowboys fans now can say this baby is over. No one in their right mind really thought Dallas could or would win this game. 

Didn’t matter how many Ravens got COVID… and didn’t matter whether one positive test came minutes before kickoff … and despite the fact Dez has clearly been in contact with the entire team while having, you know, COVID. Apparently, the League said “no high-risk close contacts were identified.” LOLLLL

But I digress.

As long as Lamar was going to play, it was a wrap for one of the most porous running defenses in the league. 

But even with Lamar doing Lamar things… Who would have thunk that this game would have had THREE missed kicks by legendary kicker Greg Zuerlein. 

HAHAHA everyone. That’s who. 

Let’s face facts. Baltimore has ZERO reason to feel good about this game other than the fact that Lamar Jackson ran for nearly a hundred coming off of his COVID diagnosis. Other than that, this game was close were it not for Greg the Leg pissing himself repeatedly like a homeless man on the city bus. A delay of game penalty pushed a 35 yard FG to 40 and he missed badly. Then he missed a 53 yarder. And to top it off, he missed a 52 yarder, too. Just a missed PAT short of a Superfecta. 

The good news? No fake punt and no failed 4th down conversion. Great job, Mikey Mac!

Actually, there is more good news. Dallas is yes, one step closer to what the media is calling one of the “most dominant offensive linemen of the decade” especially given that Washington and the Giants seem ready to take hold of the trash vomit that is the NFC East. Sorry Eagles fans, not even Jalen Hurts can save your season (but you’ll still owe Wentz $140 million HAHAHA).  

Quick turn around to Cincinnati on Sunday at 1:00. No Joey Burrow. No Dak Prescott. This one will get so buried on the NFL package you might need one of those giant radar dishes to find the game. 

FML