Cyclist Snaps His Arm In Half Just 4 Seconds In To Race, Annnnnnd We're Off!
So fucking perfect. Hey look at me, I’m a professional cyclist but I can’t even navigate a 4 foot ramp, WHAM! Arm snapped like a toothpick. The best part is you knew those people standing around wanted to help, he was clearly not doing well, it was pretty apparent he wasn’t off to a hot start, but a race is a race, once the horn sounds you’re on your own whether you know how to ride a bicycle or not. Sorry boss, dems da breaks, literally.
I think the site is working today, I assume you can see this but if not when you do come back this is the perfect analogy for Barstool. Site is broken, shit, wait site is fixed, Nice! Wait, site is broken again and there we are in a leotard writhing on the ground with half an arm. Suddenly doesn’t seem so funny right?