Prez Is Killing His Coworkers!!!
Jamal Adams, also known as @Prez on Twitter, has been killing his coworkers lately. I don't know much about advanced analytics and stats. But barely having a 45 grade on PFF a couple of weeks ago is bad. Poor Pete Carroll is going to be chewing his gum to dust with those type of coverage numbers while Mr. Unliiiiiiiiimited's playbook becomes extremely liiiiiiiiiiimited when he's down 14 because the Legion of Boom is playing like the Legion of Gloom (just came up with that one myself, no big deal).
However, you can also make a case that Prez is actually helping his Seahawks coworkers and killing his NFLPA coworkers on other teams by getting a ton of pressure on the quarterback, which as we know is very important since the National Football League is, say it with me, A PASSING LEAGUE.
You can take PFF numbers however you'd like, which is exactly what people do. They will reference PFF when it supports their argument then completely dismiss them when they don't. Me personally? I go with the Clem Football Focus numbers which take into account what I see on the field, what the numbers tell me, and just good old fashioned common sense. Which is why when you take into account turnovers and salaries, these two players have the lowest CFF grades in the NFC East right now because you simply cannot turn the ball over in the NFL.
Official CFF Grade for Zeke and Wentz:
Thank God I have a QB1 who hasn't turned the ball over in two games (and counting!) that has never lost to the first place Washington Football Team in his entire career.
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