"If you look closely, you can almost see the giblets." NSFW
There is an Instagram account called "yogasqueendom" that I no doubt think was started waaaaaay back in July as a tribute to the art of yoga AND also to the women who have spent years perfecting that art in order to achieve the ultimate goal, which is known as Moksha.
What does "Moksha" mean, you might ask?
Well, quite simply, Moksha means- Nirvana or the liberation from worldly suffering and the cycle of rebirth and reincarnation, leading to an enlightened relationship with the creator.
So the initial intention of yogasqueendom was an ode to those ladies stretching and contorting their bodies toward paradise.
Namaste.
But now… With over 415,000 followers… What the account has turned into is a stroke vehicle for weirdos who have always wanted to shove a woman into a suitcase (hopefully consensually, but I have my doubts), AND for a guy like me who is going to use images from their public page on the day after Thanksgiving to show you a handful of ladies that look like the turkeys we all enjoyed just hours ago.
There is undeniable sexuality surrounding Thanksgiving, and it lays just below the surface… You merely have to look for it.
And here's what I have found.
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I believe this is called "spatchcock."…
And the last 2 scream, "STUFF ME!"...
and…
I invite you all to give the page a follow and find your own Moksha within.
Take a report.
-Large
I wrote an equally sexually-charged-but-contextually-vapid Thanksgiving blog a couple of years ago that you may want to check out…
Also, I co-host this week's Twisted History podcast with the unlikely duo of Jeff Vibbert and Lisa Ann, and it is all about the origin of the holiday we just celebrated…
TAR
-L