Breaking News - 1 Of The Escaped Convicts Shot And Killed, Hmmmmm I Wonder Why

Hmmm, I wonder why this guy was shot and killed. Oh yeah, that’s right. DOG

What’s the point of living when you’re already dead? Those are the last thoughts that went through Richard Matt’s brain when he saw “you know who” on the case. Probably also googled if you could die from excessive mase in your eyes. Chose the coward’s way out, can’t say I blame him. You go with christ now brah. Should have smoked ice like the rest of them, then maybe you would have gotten a stern talking to and a cigarette from Beth.

Mission Accomplished.