This Game Where Girls Try To Put A Condom On An Eggplant In A Guy's Pants With No Hands Seems Like A Real Blast

Hell of a run for the eggplant. First its primary purpose was as a racial epithet from old Italians (and, fine, also delicious in a parmigiana situation). Then it became the top emoji substitute for dicks and a first ballot emoji hall of famer. And now it’s actually filling in for dicks in some bizarre sex Double Dare game in Thailand. The banana consortium must be shaking in their boots at the thought of losing the “main object old Jewish ladies teaching health class use to put a condom on to teach about safe sex” crown. Do the damn thing, eggplant, you deserve everything coming your way for being so functional and also the only vegetable that can reasonably fill in for meat (sorry portobello mushrooms…you try hard but you still taste like dirt).

The good news is that since it’s Thailand, they can almost definitely flip the roles afterwards and ditch the eggplant this time. Fun for the whole family who likes ladyboys and people definitely cheating using their elbows to get a condom on.