Do You Think The Pope Can Hoop?
Listen. I'm sure these guys are gonna end up doing a little bit of discussing on the matters of social justice. But there's not a shot in hell that Pope Franky is bringing in 5 NBA players to his dojo without turning this into a 3v3 pickup game. You don't think he wants to show the world that he's a certified walking, talking bucket? Buddy has the power of god flowing through his veins, and it's ice cold. Mamba Mentality.
I think Franky Filayyyy has what it takes to be a baller. I mean he's already out here hitting up Instagram models like he's in the league, so that's a great start to his NBA career.
And as long as he's in the gym getting some work in with nuns like this, I don't see any reason why he can't become a serviceable guy coming off the bench for any team in the league.
Only thing that I think would really be holding back the Pope is his height. He might have handles. He might have range. But it's gonna be tough to put up any buckets when his shit is getting swatted 5 rows back every time he tries to go to splash mountain from 3-Land.
Barack is 6'1" and he still has some serious height advantage over Franky. Granted, he has a pretty strong connection with heaven so maybe he can get up pretty easily. Meet Pope Francis at the rim for a quick blessing before he yams your ass straight to hell.
All I know is we need to see the footage that comes out from today. Because Daryl Morey has been on a rampage this week, and I wouldn't put it past him to sign Frank the Tank if he thinks he can add some perimeter game to this Sixers team.