Soccer Player Gets Ejected For Getting A Finger Shoved Up His Ass

Well there’s your perfect soccer vine right there. What’s the stereotype? That soccer players are a bunch of gay divers, a field full of 22 Greg Louganis’. And that’s exactly what we saw right there: give your opponent a two finger prostate exam/butt rape then flop like a fish. Bam, perfect. Really sweet, actually. We don’t often see stereotypes fulfilled so clearly. It’s like watching an Asian do karate while he does calculus, or a black guy dunk while he funnels a Kool Aid, or a Jew chase a rolling nickel while his nose hits the pavement, or a white guy be racially insensitive while he writes a blog. It’s just perfect.