Vince Wilfork Rocking An A+ Tshirt At His Press Conference Today

“World’s Greatest Farter… I Mean Father”

Previously in Vince Wilfork’s tshirt game

Goddammit I miss you, Big Vince. What a shirt. What an excellent shirt. I love how Vince dresses in dad humor, probably thinks it’s the funniest thing in the whole world. I can just picture Bianca handing that to him and Vince laughing his ass off for about five minutes. And I’ll tell you what, I don’t doubt either of those things on that shirt. I bet Vince is the world’s best father and I bet he is the world’s best farter. Can you think of anyone else on earth you’d make the favorite in a fart off versus Wilfork? Wouldn’t be surprised if their New England house was constructed like buildings out in California, prepared for an earthquake at any moment. The smell, the foundation shaking, the sound, I’m sure it’s all legendary. Wilfork wearing a world’s greatest farter tshirt is like Lebron saying he’s the best player in the world… we know dude.