You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me!

Jesus christ. One time ladies. One time do something with a car that doesn’t endanger every single person around you. I feel like that’s not asking for much. In this particular case Its actually asking for basically nothing. Because you know how many times I have successfully filled up my gas tank without spilling gas all over the place? 100%. 100 percent of the time. And that’s not a brag either, that’s just me saying I’m a normal functioning person with a pulse and a single brain cell. The bar is set so incredibly low for things like this. Yet you keep tripping over it. Unreal.

PS
Do celebrities just wear rugs now?