I Hate That I Feel Sort Of Sad That A Shark Died In A Car Crash

USA Today – A traffic crash on Interstate 95 in Volusia County, Fla. has left a shark dead. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, a truck carrying five sharks from Marathon to an aquarium atConey Island, N.Y., was involved in a crash on Interstate 95 after losing a tire and veering off the road into the center median. With its transport aquarium damaged, one of the sharks died, officials said. The crash came during a storm that swept across the coast this afternoon, creating heavy flooding and traffic issues throughout the area.

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Mannnnnn, I don’t know what to think about this. On one hand I hate sharks because they attack innocent people and are hard-wired in their DNA to kill on sight. But on the other hand animals besides spiders and dragon flies are pretty cool for the most part. I think I’m actually beginning to like sharks now because of how bad ass they are? Like I still hate them because they will rip your leg off at any time, but I sort of like them for that too. They are the heel of the ocean. They’ll pretend to be your friend and the second you turn your back/get in the water your leg is ripped off your body. So I do kinda feel bad for this shark for dying in a car crash because he never got to live his bad boy shark life. But if we’re being honest, I bet he’s fucking thrilled. Nobody wants to go live in an aquarium at Coney Island. Fuckkkkk that. If I’m a shark give me the ocean or give me death, don’t give me a glorified bathtub on some tourist trap smelly ass white trash ghetto amusement park.