Ochocinco Is Celibate And On A Horizontal Cleanse So Please Stop Asking Him To Have Sex With Your Girlfriend

This is a dangerous game my friend. You don't just toss out to a former professional football player the offer of having sex with your girlfriend. There's no coming back if they say yes. But the biggest story here is Ochocino saying he's celibate and on a horizontal cleanse. That's a great way to say you're on a dry streak. No, I was just on a horizontal cleanse for a year. Nothing to see here. 

Remember, this is a man who admitted he took Viagra before every game to get a 3rd leg

I'm pretty sure if this Nick guy takes Viagra he just gets heavy sweats and a racing heart. Then again Ocho claims he only has had sex with 11 people - no word if it was all at once or not 

Credit to Ocho for loving love. You don't mess with a relationship. Just please stop asking Ocho to have sex with your girlfriend and watch his highlight tape instead.