I Don't Get How Someone Can Walk Down The Street And Masturbate At The Same Time

ARL - A man was seen casually walking down Wilson Blvd in flagrante delicto Saturday morning. A woman told police that a man had walked by her on the sidewalk while masturbating, on the 1800 block of Wilson Blvd in Rosslyn. The alleged indecent exposure happened just before noon, in broad daylight. The man continued walking and police were not able to locate him after the crime was reported. “The suspect is described as a Hispanic male in his twenties, approximately 5’2? tall and 160 lbs,” according to the daily Arlington County Police crime report. “He was wearing a orange and black baseball hat, black t-shirt and shorts, with neon green ear phones.”

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Right in my back yard too. A stone’s throw away. A hop skip and a jump down the block. A guy just cranking away while on a leisurely stroll, not a care in the world. I’m not even mad, I’m amazed. How does he do it? First of all, broad daylight, in Rosslyn. Nothing is going on there. He must have the strongest imagination of all time. That’s porn star type shit. This guy might be a savant and he doesn’t even know it. Also, 5’2, 160 pounds is hilarious, dude is a a legit bowling ball. Just rolling down the road jerking off with headphones in.

I need to know what encourages people to walk down the road jerking it left and right. And how they do it. How they can just use thoughts in their head to get it going. I need a laptop and like 9 different tabs until I figure out what will work at that time. That guy was just going to town on himself while listening to music on a casual Saturday afternoon. And that in itself is incredible too, bro, do you even hangover? Guy should be studied by NASA.