Woman Offers Up Her Unborn Baby On Craigslist In Exchange For Money Or Drugs

Daily Mail- Hundreds of people have contacted police after a pregnant woman apparently posted an advert on Craigslist asking for money or drugs in exchange for her unborn child. Authorities in Georgia are now looking into whether the advert posted on the Craigslist Atlanta Facebook page on May 22 is a hoax. It shows a woman’s pregnant stomach and is captioned: ‘6 months pregnant, don’t want it. Willing to trade it for $ or drugs. Guaranteed white, so don’t come at me cheap, serious offers only.’ Atlanta police said in a statement that they’ve turned the case over to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. ‘They are trying to determine where the posting is actually taking place and if it is indeed true,’ they said it a statement. ‘Just because it says Atlanta, the actual poster could be anywhere. ‘We appreciate your vigilance on matters such as these, however although highly disturbing and suspicious, no law has been broken yet.’

I’d like to state outright that I don’t want to buy a baby with drugs or money on Craigslist.  However, I will say I’d be curious to know what amount of money or drugs gets you a baby on Craigslist.  You can sit there and pretend like you don’t wanna know but you do.  Like I don’t even have a ballpark guess as to what it would cost.  That’s what I want to know.  In my head it could be anywhere from $5 to $50,000.  Or anywhere from a dime bag of weed to enough heroin to kill an adult elephant.  I just want to know.  And it sounds like if you have an all-white baby to sell that it jacks the price up quite a bit.  Very interesting.  The intricacies of baby trade on Craigslist is so complex.  So many layers to it.  The cops on this case should let a few offers trickle in.  Just a couple.  Just to see.  No way they’re not curious too.  Let a few offers come in, see what the average price is and then throw everybody involved in jail forever.  No harm done (I mean that baby is gonna be pretty pissed when he/she grows up and learns he/she was pawned off on Craigslist.  Or maybe it’s a compliment.  Hard to know when we don’t know what the price tag is).

PS- Guaranteed White is a superb KKK band name. Just saying.