Porn Star Alexis Texas's Board Of Inspirational Quotes Are A Great Idea Even If She Does Froff Dudes On Camera For A Living

I’ll be honest…I may be somewhat familiar with the Collected Works of Alexis Texas and I don’t want to crap all over the girl for motivating herself however she needs to. But this little collection of inspiring quotes is just so perfect given the career choice. It’d be equally as funny if she were a shady stockbroker, a garbage man, whatever. At first glance, the contrast of this:

With this:

Seems absurd. Or this:

With well…this (VERY NSFW).

But then think about it a little more, especially because of how great she is at her job…isn’t she knocking the bottom out of those Post-Its and boards? You do anything in the hopes of being the best at what you do and people wanting to motivate themselves to greatness is the main reason quotes like these exist. So fuck yeah, I’d say Alexis Texas has absolutely nailed these goals both literally and figuratively. I’d hire her as a life coach in a heartbeat, especially if most of our sessions for some reason involved a vigorous inspirational ass eating session just to teach me about finding beauty in unexpected places. I just want to be better like Alexis Texas. “Shoot for the moon…even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” That one’s for free, AT.