St. Thomas Bobcats Pitcher Ben Ancheff Is The Most Magnificent Athlete I've Ever Laid Eyes Upon

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Introducing your new favorite college athlete, Ben Ancheff.

His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.

He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.

He transcends time and space.

He sickens me.

I love it.

Posting this because my man just pitched a gem in the biggest game of his life and limited his opponent to 1 run in 4 innings in the NAIA World Series before being forced out with an arm injury.

Why else would I? Because he’s slightly rotund? Sorry people but fat shaming isn’t my style, it’s 2015, grow up. If you want to bully someone, there’s the door.