Drinking Out Of Cups Will Never In A Million Years Get Old

I was scrolling on Barstool this morning and saw Jordie's "Drinking Out Of The Cup Will Never In A Million Years Get Old" blog which caused my heart to jump because I thought he was talking about this video and I couldn't agree more. It will never get old in a million, billion, or zillion years.  Then I used my eyeballs along with the small wad of gum in my head that I call a brain and noticed the blog said "The Cup" instead of "Cups" along with a picture of hockey players drinking out of THE CUP. 

Lord Stanley's Cup is truly timeless but so is that talking lizard, Mr. Balloon Hands, Captain Knots, and all the other imaginary characters that this dude who was tripping on acid came up with (I know that's just an urban legend but it's what I choose to believe. Please don't ruin this internet classic for me). So enjoy this Internet 1.0 first ballot Hall of Famer that was impossible to explain to someone without showing to them thanks to my stupidity. I'm sure there are plenty of younger Stoolies who have never seen this video because the internet is a never sleeping content machine that continues pumping out hits as well as the requisite OG Stoolies who can recite this all from memory because watching that dude spew nonsense will never get old in a million years. Not once, not never.