The Houston Texans Will Be On This Year's Hard Knocks

*Wide Shot of Texans training facility, visible heat waves in the mid August sun, sprinkler pops up out of the grass and begins to water the parched practice field*

Liev Schrieber – “In the NFL there is an old saying, hard work beats talent, when talent fails to work hard”

*Camera cuts to JJ Watt deadlifting 10,000 pounds while 50 elementary school kids look on in awe*

JJ Watt – “All I want to do is work hard and give back to my community, but mostly give back to my community”

*Smiles for selfie, posts on Instagram, signs 10 million dollar personal check for disadvantaged youth*

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