Congrats On Finding Love, Cody Bellinger!

Cody Bellinger is pretty good at the whole baseball thing. 

Since 2017, he ranks in the top 15 of WAR among position players since 2017. 

I'm not sure if some horny guy out there has put together a WAR for dating, but Cody Bellinger would be well above a replacement dater...I guess we'd call it WARD:

Chase Carter. What a name. That's just a hot name. That's a good rule. If there's a girl with a unisex name, she's probably hot. Dylan? I've never met an ugly Dylan.