And Today In Super Aggressive Protests

Via – David Atkinson, of New York, representing a group known as Bloodstained Men & Their Friends, protests male circumcision outside Mayo Clinic on Monday morning. The group, based in Sacramento, Calif., tours major cities in the U.S. with their message.

“Oh look, it’s a dick blog. And better yet, it’s a baby dick blog”. Yeah yeah yeah, whatever.

This is something that needed to be brought to everyone’s attention because these lunatics, the Bloodstained Men & Their Friends, are a real life group and they need to be stopped immediately. We live in a world of constant protest. Some are peaceful, and some burn cities to the ground. But people are always protesting something and for the most part, I can at least see somewhat of where they’re coming from. But this right here? The protest about cutting dicks? I don’t get it. How many people who are circumcised see an uncut cock in the locker room and think to themselves that they really wish they had that extra piece of ugly skin covering up their already ugly cock. Dicks aren’t like tits. They’re not awesome to look at. But circumcision serves to at least find a way to close the gap in the slightest way possible. I’d pick getting cut 10 times out of 10, and thank god it happens when you’re a baby. If I wasn’t circumcised and someone came up to me now asking if I wanted to get trimmed up a little, I’d have to say hell no. But when you’re a baby, you don’t know what pain is yet and you can’t say no. So big ups to my parents for doing the damn thing and how dare these freaks try to take that away from other babies all across this great nation of ours.

Do me a favor real quick and just imagine that this is your life. That you’re someone who goes around from city to city protesting babies getting their dicks cut. Looking like an even more bizarre version of the Guilty Remnant from The Leftovers. And that’s just what you do on a daily basis. What in the hell is the matter with people?