The Pyramid Of Bass Pro Is The Most American Thing Ever

(Source) — How does a city reuse a former basketball arena when the team moves to new digs across town? And what if, hypothetically, that arena is shaped like a pyramid? If you’re Memphis, you fill it with a 535,000 square-foot Bass Pro Shop, then sit back and wait for the apocalypse to arrive.

AWESOME. Hey, Egyptians… suck it. Suck our big American dicks. Your built your pyramids to honor what you hold close to your hearts. You spent hundreds of years building them for your pharaohs and gods and the sun and shit. Well, we did the same. We’ve got the 8th Wonder of the World right down in Memphis honoring what we love: huntin’, fishin’ and capitalism. All we need to do is bury the Duck Dynasty dudes under there, thus adding reality television to the mix, and we have the perfect symbol for America in the 21st century.