Forbes Breaks Down Who's The Richest Out Of Tywin Lannister, Bruce Wayne, And Scrooge McDuck

Forbes – We’re used to reading about the net worth of zillionaires like Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, and Carlos Slim, but what about the big spenders of the fictional world? We dug into the finances of three of our favorite characters to estimate the size of their bank accounts. So who do you think’d be richer in real life: Game of Thrones’ Tywin Lannister, Bruce Wayne (a.k.a Batman) or Disney’s Scrooge McDuck? Turns out, it’s not even close. Lannister, the Lord of Casterly Rock, is the poorest of the bunch (though hardly broke). His net worth comes in at an estimated $1.8 billion. Middle of the pack is playboy socialite, heir to Wayne Enterprises, and secret superhero Bruce Wayne, with $9.6 billion. But the clear winner is Donald’s uncle, the miserly Scot Scrooge McDuck, whose fortune is worth a whopping $65.4 billion. That makes him not just the wealthiest on this list, but would also make him the third richest man (or duck) in the real world, coming in just under Carlos Slim and Bill Gates on Forbes’ March 2013 billionaires list.

It is absolutely ridiculous, I repeat, ridiculous that Bill Gates and Carlos Slim have more real life money than a fictional duck with a fucking tower completely filled with goddam gold. Like the Duck Tales writers were trying to intentionally create a character so rich that people couldnt even comprehend it. A caricature of real life wealth. Yet Bill Gates and Carlos Slim, actual humans and not tycoon ducks, really have that kind of money. Bananas.

And how about Tywin Lannister. Straight up poor people shit. Not even 2 billion dollars. Dude ruled like the majority of the world and can’t even crack multiple billions.

At least they’re his billions though. Bruce Wayne is just riding the coattails of his father’s empire. He’s like Jeff Wilpon or James Dolan inheriting the Mets and the Knicks from their fathers. They didnt do any of that work. Dont deserve any of that money. Just straight up spending Daddy’s Money. Spoiled little prick.

Shout out to Mark for the link