Woman Says Her Husband Got Drunk And Banged A Dude, Pat Robertson Says Its OK Because He's Not A "Habitual Homosexual"

You almost gotta respect Pat Robertson. Dude is forever in the Spin Zone. Just constantly coming up with answers for people as to why they should just be Bible Thumping weirdos. Hey Pat my husband got drunk and fucked a dude, what do I do? Well it happens to the best of us. Sometimes you have a little bit too much to drink, you slip and fall and your dick end’s up in another man’s butthole. That does NOT make you gay. You are still very much a straight Christian man who just happen to fall into some dude butt. You were drunk, you didnt realize it wasnt a woman’s asshole. Yes, you came inside a man’s butt but you didn’t really mean it! Just stay married to him and keep giving your church money every Sunday and pretend this was a one time thing that never happened!

You almost gotta think that on the inside Pat Robertson is like “are these fucking people kidding me with these questions? Your husband’s a homo, babe! A fucking big old gay ball. Do you have a goddam brain?” And then he just internalizes it all and comes out with a line like “Habitual homosexual” and the religious nuts are like “Oh yea that makes sense. You gotta gay like all day every day to be really gay. Like constantly have a dick in your mouth and/or butt other wise it doesnt count.” Its actually remarkable in its own right.

PS – That chick being like “It was a male friend from church…thats kind of strange…” is hilarious.