Jordans Are Out, Bradys Are In

Totally understand everything that’s ever happened at a Jordan shoe release now. I’d kill for these things, no questions asked. I’d wait in line all night too, but I’d rather show up late and just shoot someone for a pair. That’s definitely easier. Don’t even give a fuck if I gotta take on the Money Makin Maniakz. I’ll fight those fucks for a pair of TB12 1s.

Take those babies home and just lick the fuck out of them all night. That’s how you know they’re fresh.

PS – Anyone know how many Peytons are in existence? Thought so. GOAT.