Comedian Girl Found A Two Way Mirror In A Bar's Women's Bathroom And The Owner Couldn't Be Less Concerned

Jezebel – [Interview with the bar owner] Hi, I’m with Jezebel, and I’m calling about the two-way mirror in your ladies’ restroom.

What does Jezebel do? I’ve never heard of her. And yes, absolutely: we have a two-way mirror in there, yes, yes; we’ve had it since 2001.

Okay. So, I’m just wondering why it’s in the ladies’ room?

Young lady, I have in my beer garden—I have a 10 and a half-foot hole. Did you know that it’s haunted. Did you know that a man fell dead. Do you know that we do seven days of Halloween. Do you know that mirror’s been there for the longest time. That woman opened the door. I mean she opened the door, there’s nothing in there. Open the door and pee and do what you want. Quite frankly I’m enjoying people calling, because I’m selling chicken wings.

Look, this woman is looking for a viral video. There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.

And you’re going to keep the mirror in there?

I will burn this fucking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us? We’re synonymous with Halloween. We do a freaky family fun day, and all the kids look in the mirror. This is a fun house, honey, and if you don’t like the two-way mirror, go fuck yourself; and if you come on my stage, have something to say. Everyone needs an angle. My angle is: I do barbeque; I promote it, and I break my ass for the local comics in Chicago. I pay them. I try to make them into rock stars. They do nothing, except for this. One girl said she wanted to pull her pants down and show her clitoris to me, and they all came and ate the wings.

I don’t think there’s anyone out there who’ll dispute that yes it’s creepy as hell that there was a janitor closet inside a women’s bathroom that peers directly at unaware women trying to take a piss (or dump I suppose but jury’s still out on if girls poop). But this guy is so batshit insane that I guess I kind of respect it? “Ooh you caught the fact that I masturbate into a mop bucket while watching customers pee, oh you must be so proud, buy more wings and pitchers of beer so I can watch you go to the bathroom more often” is a real bold tactic to take when being questioned by Jezebel. But if he’s telling the truth and some people love it and like to get weird with it, maybe the issue is just disclosing it so normal people don’t get accidentally sucked into this dude’s Eyes Wide Shut Bar Rescue episode? Perhaps a sign above the door saying “Hey this is a mirror but there may be a group of people in here sniffing cleaning products and watching you pee, be careful”? I don’t have a perfect answer but really it seems like we just have a failure to communicate.

PS I’ve got no clue what to make of this chick’s earrings. I’m not a big pee guy but I’d absolutely be more distracted by the sheer absurdity of them than watching her on the bowl:

(h/t @lahlahlindsey)