Guy Hitting On Some Other Dude's Girlfriend In Front Of Him Is The Most Awkward Pick-Up Attempt Imaginable

Hell of an effort by Rudy Right Now. The man went down in flames but never gave up. Up top he was just doing his thing. Just being polite up top. Fuck the bullshit you know. On the prowl lookin’ one hunnit in the John Elway throwback that definitely is just a jersey he’s been wearing for 17 years and not actually a throwback. Haters gonna hate but how else are we going to find love if we don’t put ourselves out there and then continue to put ourselves out there in front of a girl’s boyfriend long past a socially acceptable time of doing so? That’s just life up top for you, up top.

For the record Urban Dictionary’s got nothing useful about “up top”. Rudy Right Now, truly an innovator.